Berkarya Mari Berkarya

Hiks... tak ada yang bisa diposting beberapa hari ini. Tak ada tulisan dan tak ada foto yang bisa dishare. Entah kenapa, tak tergerak untuk menulis dan berkarya. Sudahlah, daripada nggak update, aku upload saja beberapa gambar yang ku download dari Facebook. Semoga gambar-gambar berikut memberi inspirasi untuk kita semua.

Baca? Baca?! Baca!

       Katanya buku adlh jendela dunia. Jd bnyk2lah mmbaca bku agar dunia anda gak pengab karna tak berjendela(?). Tp skrg,apakah anda msh prcy ppatah itu? Saya tdk.-ngeek-
Saat ini sdh ada e-book,ada website n blog2 dg tlisan yg mnginspirasi, plus ada note FB tmn2 yg smuany bs dbaca scr gratis tnp hrs bli buku yg hrgny mahal.-kancangkaperai-

Po said lets read. It makes you awesome!

       Ada lg ppatah, byk baca byk tahu. Klau gitu,nanti tempe gak laku.(?) Nah,biar bisa jualan tahu,bnyk2 aja membaca.-pletaak-

       Lagi katanya,banyak baca banyak lupa. Halaaah,ini mah parah. Lama2 bisa pikun kalo bnyk baca. Yasudahlah,nggak usah aja baca,apalagi tulisan saya. Bisa amnesia anda. -kehkeh-

       Hm..apalagi ya,pepatah ttg membaca?anda tahu?
Lho,bukannya anda tempe?-setress-

       Membaca pangkal pintar. Ada ya, ppatah bgitu?Nggak ada,bodoh. -efeknontonspongebob-
Yg ada itu rajin pangkal pandai. So rjin2lah mmbaca agar anda mjd agar-agar.ups..maksud saya agar anda pandai alias pintar.Nah itu dia,pintar kan saya.Ah..nggak usah memuji,saya memang sudah pintar dr dlny.
-gubraaaak-

Juzt 4 Fun

KidsAreQuick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this kid)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!
LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!

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